St. Patrick’s Day Toasts
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one.
May your wishes come true and your truth be wise.
Happy St Patricks Day
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.
Lullabies, dreams and love ever after.
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes…
That’s the Irish for You!
May your blessings outnumber The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
(With Irish accent) If liquor were a pond and I were a duck Id swim to the bottom and never come up…
but liquor is not a pond and I’m not a duck so tip your cup and lets get fuxxed up.